OH OH OH FANFICTION IDEA
NOLAN NORTH wakes up to find himself in the middle of a French Jungle with a very confused Nathan Drake standing above him, looking down. After a quick introduction, it’s clear to everybody (Elena, Chloe, and Sully are all there as well) that they have the same, if not slightly different, voice. Nolan North explains why, then comically questions his location in this universe of Uncharted-ness. Deadpool then leaps out of the shadows, humorously suggesting that this is a family reunion and then points out HIS vocal similarities to both Nathan and Nolan. Nolan and Nathan begin muttering to themselves about the absurdities of the current going-ons, laugh at one another, and share a high five. Desmond launches a surprise attack on Nolan, holding a hidden blade to his throat and demands, quite angrily, to know “what the fuck is going on here.” Deadpool mocks Desmond and a ninja-like fight sequence is initiated between the two. (Don’t worry, nobody gets hurt) Elena and Chloe, while giggling and fangirling over Nolan and Nathan, hear a strange murmuring coming from the bushes close by. An investigation leads to the discovery of the Junior Caretaker of the Great Clock, or rather, Sigmund the robot. Nolan shouts over the noise of Desmond and Deadpool’s fight and explain Sigmund is yet again one of his voices, and then gives the girls an example. Elena silently ponders why she should choose Nathan over Nolan, since he is obviously more qualified in the sexy/talent department, but somehow Chloe hears/reads this thought and a squabble over the man occurs, as it did the first time, though that fight was about who got to furiously mount Nathan. Sullivan says goddamn a few times, then takes an old person nap. All of a sudden there’s an evil stench in the air as Cobblepot, better known as the Penguin, threatens everybody there with his umbrella gun. Nolan North rolls his eyes and mocks the Penguin, who in turn throws a pebble at his ankle because his arms can’t throw any higher than that. Nathan Drake roundhouses the Penguin’s gun away and asks why he threw a rock in the first place when he had the gun. Nolan tries to imitate Nathan’s roundhouse and fails.
That’s all I have so far.